There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever


why i should be your best friend


  • we can sing crappy duets together
  • i will bring you food when ur not happy
  • you will be the attractive friend
  • i eat more than you so you will feel better when eating a lot
  • at 3am we can talk about deep shit
  • disney marathons
  • stupid puns
  • if you haven’t read harry potter i will make you read harry potter and then we will have long conversations about all the characters and relationships
  • i have an unlimited amount of knock knock jokes
  • i have pineapple socks

hold up



okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

i meanimage

can we all just take a moment


to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits


like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!